I'd like to welcome with open elongated arms our first female TPLF member...
Je vous presente Katrien 'Kat' Timmermans...
She is, in her own words...
female (but wearing trousers at times) - hate basketball - always being asked in supermarkets to take the cereal box from the upper shelf - find kitchen benches annoyingly low built - heaps of other tall people frustrations - want to join TPLF and am keen on crossing swords with the small people world and fight for my rights.
Firstly - we can overlook the wearing of trousers, as I know you and know that you (being Belgian) would never in your right mind wear them with a tucked in shirt in a German manner...
Since you qualify for the TPLF above and beyond in every other way:
On behalf of all TPLF Supreme Dictators, I'd like to welcome you, Kat, to the Dictator club for tall people. A free t-shirt is only the beginning of your reward...
Sincerely,
Jona Turle esq.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
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